Organic acai, coconut milk, date, blueberries, cashews, banana, and strawberries. Topped with banana, coconut, granola, mint, and raw honey.
$12.95
Berry Acai Bowl
Individual Packaging
Organic acai, coconut milk, date, blueberries, cashews, banana, and strawberries. Topped with granola, banana, strawberries, blueberries, and raw honey.
$14.95
Nutty Acai Bowl
Individual Packaging
Organic acai, coconut milk, date, blueberries, cashews, banana, and strawberries. Topped with granola, bananas, strawberries, sliced almonds, hemp seeds, and almond butter.
$14.95
Toasts
Avocado Toast
Individual Packaging
Avocado, organic hard-boiled egg, Dijon mustard, and scallion mix on a sourdough bread.
$8.50
Salmon Toast
Individual Packaging
Sustainable smoked salmon, avocado, pickled red onions, and dill on a sourdough bread.
$11.95
Almond Butter Toast
Individual Packaging
Almond butter, banana, flax seeds, and honey on sourdough bread.
$7.50
Sandwiches, Wraps & Quesadillas
Salmon Avocado Wrap
Individual Packaging
Salmon, avocado, quinoa, pickled red onions, cucumbers, cabbage, and lettuce wrapped in a spinach tortilla. Served with spicy mayo.
$20.95
Chicken Pesto Wrap
Individual Packaging
Grilled chicken, basil pesto, sun-dried tomatoes, mozzarella cheese, lettuce, and cucumbers wrapped in a spinach tortilla. Served grilled. Contains dairy.
$13.95
Egg Sandwich
Individual Packaging
Organic hard-boiled egg, vegan mayo, tomato, cucumbers, mozzarella, and arugula on a bagel.
$9.95
Tuna Wrap
Individual Packaging
House-made tuna salad, vegan mayonnaise, lettuce, carrots, olives, and Sriracha sauce wrapped in a spinach tortilla.
$12.95
Turkey Wrap
Individual Packaging
Roasted turkey, roasted red peppers, avocado, hummus, pickled red onions, and lettuce wrapped in a spinach tortilla.
$12.95
Vegan Wrap
Individual Packaging
Kale, quinoa, cabbage, carrots, pickled red onion, avocado, and hummus wrapped in a spinach tortilla. Served with tahini.
$12.50
Chicken Quesadilla
Individual Packaging
Grilled chicken, mozzarella, feta, sun-dried tomatoes, and arugula grilled in a spinach tortilla.
$14.95
Veggie Quesadilla
Individual Packaging
Mozzarella, feta, sun-dried tomatoes, olives, and arugula grilled in a spinach tortilla.
$11.95
Flatbreads
Margherita Flatbread
Individual Packaging
With tomato, fresh buffalo mozzarella, and basil on a pinsa Romana bread.
$10.95
Pesto Portabella Flatbread
Individual Packaging
With portabella, pesto, mozzarella, truffle oil, and arugula on a pinsa Romana bread.
$10.95
Bowls
Poke Bowl
Individual Packaging
Jasmine rice, wild-caught tuna, avocado, cucumber, carrots, edamame, fried shallots, spicy vegan mayo, and house marinade.
$16.95
Power Bowl
Individual Packaging
Jasmine rice, avocado, edamame, tomatoes, cucumbers, pickled onions, house marinade, and spicy vegan mayo.
$10.95
Quinoa Bowl
Individual Packaging
Kale & quinoa, carrots, cucumber, feta, avocado, green peppers, tomatoes, scallion mix, garbanzo beans, and lemon vinaigrette.
Matcha green tea, banana, blueberries, spinach, chia seeds, agave, and almond milk.
$10.95
Juices
Kale Yeah! Juice
Kale, spinach, cucumber, apple, and lemon.
$9.95
Beet-L-Juice
Apple, carrot, beet, celery, lemon, and ginger.
$9.95
Go Green Juice
Kale, spinach, cucumber, celery, and lemon.
$9.95
Charcoal Lemonade
H2o, activated charcoal, lavender, agave, and lemon.
$8.95
Paradise Juice
Apple, pineapple, spinach, and ginger.
$9.95
Orange Juice
100% fresh-squeezed orange juice.
$6.50
The Glow Juice
Pineapple, grapefruit, and turmeric.
$9.95
Beverages
Cafe au Lait
Coffee, maple syrup, and oat milk.
$5.95
Matcha Rose Latte
Organic matcha, rose water, maple syrup, and oat milk.
$5.95
Golden Latte
Turmeric, cardamom, ginger, cinnamon, nutmeg, black pepper, maple syrup, and oat milk.
$5.95
Chai Latte
Organic chai and oat milk.
$6.50
KMC Iced Latte
Coffee, raw cacao, almond milk, maple syrup, and cinnamon.
$6.95
Mushroom Coffee Iced Latte
Lion's mane mushroom, reishi mushroom, coffee, raw cacao, maple syrup, and almond milk.
$7.95
Matcha Iced Latte
Organic matcha, maple syrup, almond milk, and goji berries.
$6.95
Power Iced Latte
Coffee, raw cacao, almond milk, maple syrup, and your choice of protein.
$8.95
Wellness Shot
Ginger, oil of oregano, garlic extract, turmeric, cayenne, and lemon.
$6.50
Sea Moss Shot
Sea moss, orange, ginger, and lemon.
$6.50
Painkiller Shot
Ginger, lime, turmeric, and raw honey.
$5.50
About Kale Me Crazy Catering
On ezCater.com since September 14th, 2026.
We’re a superfood cafe with juices, smoothies, salads, wraps, açai bowls and more. Our menu supports a healthy lifestyle with fresh, organic, raw, and GMO-free foods. Bring a taste of real, whole foods to your office. Kale yeah!